A few weeks ago I heard on the radio news, it was BBC Radio 4 news so it must be true, that Russia and Ukraine were having a bit of an argument over, of all things… cheese.
Now, the Russian ‘Bear’ has every right to disrespect another countries dairy based food products, but I don’t think it’s worth getting hot and bothered about. Also, I think it would be a rubbish plot for a James Bond movie.
I mean, can you imagine ‘M’ sending 007 on his mission to infiltrate the cheese production facilities of the Eastern Bloc in order to save English Cheddar? Nah… it would never work. Then I started thinking, ‘What if key words in Bond movies were replaced by a cheese related word?’
So, in order to unburden my mind of the idea, I have put them in the following list as per the movies in order to let you see the kind of random thoughts that occur in my random mind.
- Doctor Cheese
- From Russia With Cheese
- Cheesefinger (which sounds rather icky)
- Cheeseball (or perhaps) Thundercheese
- You Only Cheese Twice (or perhaps) You Only Live Cheese
- On Her Majesty’s Cheesy Service
- Cheeses Are Forever
- Live and Let Cheese
- The Man With the Golden Cheese
- The Cheese Who Loved Me (which sounds wrong on several levels)
- Cheeseraker
- For Your Cheese Only
- Octocheesy (there is another option on that, but it just sounded rude)
- Never Say Cheese Again (okay, it’s not in the official Bond canon, but…)
- A View to a Cheese
- The Living Cheeselights
- Licence to Cheese
- Golden Cheese
- Cheese Never Dies (or perhaps) Tomorrow Never Cheese
- The Cheese is Not Enough
- Cheese Another Day (or perhaps) Die Another Cheese
- Cheese Royale
- A Quantum of Cheese
And last but not least, as it is still in production
- Cheese Fall
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